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Friday, March 24, 2006 : funny facts (part 2)

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Another time of FUNNY FACTS! haha got it from LIME Magazine AGAIN!

1 - The percentage of women who are able to achieve orgasm solely through breast stimulation.

84 - The number of different sexual positions in the Kama Sutra.

40,000 - The price of an American urologist paid for Napoleon's penis.

3 out of 1000 - The number of man well-endowed enough to fellate themselves to orgasm.

134 - The record number of orgasms by a woman in an hour.

1 - The number of hours it takes a sperm to swim seven inches.

16 - The number of orgasms one man had in an hour.

1 out of 200 - The number of women born with an extra nipple.

5 - The number of calories in a teaspoon of semen.

11,000 - The number of Americans who injure themselves every year trying out bizarre sexual positions.

180 - The average number of days a bra is designed to last.

28mph - The speed a jet of spunk is ejaculated.

250 pounds - The total weight Chi Gong master Mo Ka Wang lifted with his erected penis.

1 cm - The length of the world's smallest erected penis.

1382 - The year the term 'sex' was first coined.

The Quickie: 5 Ways To Tell He's a Virgin

He says he's not in the mood to talk when you asked for oral sex.

He makes a beeline for your belly button.

His right hand is a lot stronger than his left.

He asks for directions.

It takes him 10 minutes to put on a rubber & 5 seconds to use it.

One Lust Thing
Q: What's the speed limit for sex?
A: 68. Because at 69 you have to turn around.

Q: What do Christmas trees & monks have in comman?
A: Their balls are for decorations.

Q: What's the difference between sin & shame?
A: It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

Q: What's the difference between your paycheck & your pecker?
A: You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

hehe...the end of the funny facts! well for some scientific facts...! i got a newsflash from Keng Siang like donnoe for how long! (u tink it still called a newsflash?) haha...it's toking abt how Japanese make gasoline from cattle droppings! ahha...imagine that lots of cow dung are being used to make gasoline by applying high pressure & heat! wonder how the place gonna stink?! it is also said that it's to reduce the burden of disposing of large amounts of waste!

ehhh...are cow dung that hard to disposed? hmm...i always that they sorta used it as nurtients for the plants or something?!!

I'm sure many people haf heard of the new impose rule for teens 17yrs & younger right?! they are loiter ard the streets of ANYWHERE after 2300! i feel that the rule is bullocks!! full of it! recently i juz watched the news abt Springfield Secondary, imposing a new sort of the same kind of rule like what the government did!

they have rules like....no holding hands, no kissing, no making a din in the public & etc! paiseh....i don remember much abt the rule...coz these the only 1s i notice as they are kinda funny! makes me think of my secondary school days! LoLx...wat's 'worse' is that, they collarbate with their neighbours to make sure that the rules will b apprehend! (-_-''')

ok...enough of that piece of news...! coz seriously i don haf the full version!! so no point in telling...! anyway i was browsing my MSN, i came upon Gary's nick!

"The person in my display pic is my buddy...his name is call sam. who dare to mess with with us."

hahha...kinda funny when i saw the nick..! coz it reminds me of a movie "I Am Sam" by Sean Penn! Sean Penn is one of Madonna's ex-husband! "I Am Sam" is about a mentally retarded man fights for custody of his 7-year-old daughter, and in the process teaches his cold-hearted lawyer the value of love and family...! that is y i find it funny! & wat makes me more curious was the display pic..! it kinda look like an overweight fatso or something...so i ask Gary to send the pic over to me!

And dis is wat i saw! hahha...Incredible Hulk in flesh! hehe...i tink he had too much of steriods lar...! hehe...it's look way too beefy & way too scary to even being a human being in dis world! i mean if the weights champion of Singapore sees this, they wld be wondering the same lines as i am right now! he's juz plain too freaky lar..!! how can any reached to dis kinda size?!! tink he consume too much protein for his benefit! it's juz looks weird...! doesn't even look human at all!! well Gary still got the cheek to ask me what do i tink of his fren! hahha...i couldn't say ur fren doesn't look human right! i don tink i wanna get 'slapped' by the duo!! so i juz said he looks scary! hahha...!shhh...don tell him i put his fren pic up here k! LoLx...